The Squishy Squish Dance

Now read carefully cats and kittens. This is very important. If you are planning a nap or a good long unconscious sleep, there is a very important ritual to perform.
It is the Squishy Squish Dance.

Here is how it works.
Find a comfortable location. Usually the human’s bed or one of their most comfortable chairs or sofas. They can find another place to sleep or sit for the time being. If the area is not quite ready for you, such as, the bed isn’t yet made, just stare your human down and stare at the unmade bed. This will prompt them to get on the problem and get the area ready for you.

Now you’ll need to prepare the spot. This is where the squishy squish comes in. Plant yourself in a firm position so that you have unfettered use of your front legs. Start on one side (I usually start on the right) and knead the surface. Work slowly across the area, keeping in mind the size of your body and the area in which you need to sleep. Also keep in mind that you’ll be changing positions, on occasion, throughout your nap, so you’ll want to cover an ample area. Once you’re finished one side work on the other side. In my case, the left side.

As far as timing is concerned...for a short nap, you’ll on need to knead for less then a minute. If you feel a marathon snooze coming on, it is important to work the area a total of three-and-a-half to four minutes.

That’s basically it. As a demonstration, my human, David, took this video clip of me prepping for a marathon snooze. Again, aren’t I cute.

Happy squishing & napping!